SING:
Sad Puppy get up get coffee
Sad Puppy go to work
Sad Puppy write awesome fiction
For SJW jerks
Jerks say Sad Puppy very diligent
But his output stink
His work not "functional" or "elegant"
What do Sad Puppy think?
Sad Puppy think SJW want to kill science fiction out of spite
Sad Puppy not racist, just prick
Sad Puppy not sexist, just dick
Sad Puppy hate Hugos
Sad
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